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Hi to all you pussycat lovers! Our cat felix meowntioned that he would love his own page on Round Black Records too....so here he is, the one and only....FELIX
Hi, I'm felix...as you can see, I'm just like the t.v felix cat. This is one of my fav 'snooooze' places (half way up the stairs.
While Martha's dancing...I do a bit of hunting in the street!
Can you see what I can see?
I'm good at balancing you know.
Nothing like a bit of D.I.Y
I like having my photo took (I'm now 7 years old by the way)
Bit of a cabaret enthusiast I am...suppose I must have star quality!
Just dig these whiskers girls!
Yes..I've even got my own piece of carpet!
My full name is FELIX THRESHOLD PIE. Bet you other cats ain't got a name like that!
Does he EVER stop playing that northern soul music?
Oh Oh!...glad I'm on dry land!
ZZzzzzzzzzzz.....
ER...excuse me, is it dinner time yet?
What does a cat have to do to get some SLEEP round here?
Even I like their meowsic (Wow! do I look handsome in this pic or what!)
Bet you can't find me rob!
I'll guard em' for ya Rob!
I heard it on the grapevine that he's quite good?
Who says cats don't like Motown? Don't you think I'm irresistible too?
WOW....look at that!
What's going on in here then?
HEY! Stop tickling me with that feather!
Nah! I can meow just as good as him!
How about a bit of scratch music?
How about...John, Paul, George, Ringo and Felix?
I've heard of O'Jays Simpson...is he one of these guys?
Shall I spin this one for ya Rob?
Come on Rob...roll em' all down the stairs for me!
Never mind damn records...where's my FOOD?
Night time's the best time for mouse hunting!
Come out..come out mousey!
Here's my favourite pic of me when I was just a 'little kitty'.
how do you work the damn thing?
Path's are just Purrrrfect for a good old back rub!
hey! WHO put my toy up there?
You might say I'm a bit of a shady character...but I still know where the sun shines!
Every cat needs his beauty sleep...
Another of my fav 'night time' places.
RECORDS..RECORDS..RECORDS..EVERYWHERE!!
PHEW....Sure is hot out there!
I look more like a LYNX than a cat on this one!
Heard there was a rat around here somewhere?
Ah! peace at last...away from that northern soul music.
Climbing is not as easy as it looks you know!
You have to get comfortable playing on these games!
Can you do this girls?
You put your left paw in...your left paw out, you do the okey kokey then you just lie about..
An active pussy deserves a good rest!
Look into my eyes...
Where's that damn butterfly gone?
Quite tiring reading a magazine you know..
Am I just SO handsome or WHAT?
What you lot staring at then?
Cats do have a mind of their own, listen up while Felix puts you in the picture on life and also gives all you other cats some tips on how to survive in the big wide world and keep those 'NINE LIVES' intact!
(1) When rising in the morning make sure you scratch hard at their bedroom door, this not only get humans up, it also keeps your claws in trim.
(2) When requesting your favourite food, give humans your most appealing look...you know the look that gives them that 'oooh your my mostest, bestest, favouritest person in the whole wide world'..
(3) Playing with cat toys with humans is great fun...but once in while, make THEM fetch that ball they've just rolled down the garden path.
(4) When tormenting dogs, make sure they DEFINATELY have a dog collar on, then you can sit back and watch them 'squirm' as they turn blue in the face while 'straining on there leash' to get to you!
(5) If a human is sitting in YOUR favourite place, just stand firmly in front of them and keep staring at them or meow loudly....they'll soon feel intimidated and hopefully move out of 'your' seat!
(6) If another cat strays onto YOUR territory without your permission, simply tell them that your owners have just aquired a new dog, this should hopefully see them off...WITHOUT confrontation.
(7) Remember, other pets may live at your house too, if your going to eat them, make sure you leave NO traces whatsoever!
(8) Cleanliness is everything to a cat, so to make sure you don't have to make too many visits to the vets, keep up those 'cats licks' and KEEP CLEAN!
(9) Remember...your inside 'pooh pit' is comfortable and for YOUR benifit, so don't abuse it unless you want to 'have to go' and do it OUTSIDE in the freezing cold!
(10) Farting is NOT allowed in the house by cats...only humans can do it, they own the key and have the power to kick YOU out if YOU do it!
(11) Try not to 'do the business' in your owners best plants, unless you want to spend the night outside! (or find a neighbours garden)
(12) If your owner's kids want to dress you up...LET THEM! It all come's down to food at the end of the day don't it...so I'm afraid you'll have to just sit there and grin and bare it!
(13) It's ok scoffing all that good food your owners put in your dish but make sure you don't pile on the pounds and make sure you do lots of climbing and running in your daily routine.
(14) Make sure you 'rub up' your owners legs every day, this gives them a great feeling that you love them dearly and you just 'can't live without them'.
(15) If you can't get your owner to let you out, just jump up onto the kitchen units...they'll soon get the message!
(16) Remember to PLAY with your owner, it not only keeps YOU fit, it also stops THEM from getting too fat to feed YOU!
(17) It's always nice to learn how to play an instrument...give it a try!
(18) Always remember where you live...it save's you getting hungry then!
(19) Remember to always smile....it get's you more treats!
(20) Always LISTEN before you venture out....it May save your life one day!
(21) If your owner collects vinyl (especially Northern Soul..) NEVER EVER walk on their vinyl...it only leads to one thing....SCRATCH MUSIC!
