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More silly pics and fun stuff, carry on giggling....that's what I say...
World's smallest man!
Well...Why not?
Winasound!
Iranian Gymnast Tanya Level puts her brother (and worlds smallest man..) Morthan through a tough workout whilst listening to Northern Soul music.
Beatle Soul..
Remember the GRABBERS in amusement arcades? Well some bright spark has come up with 'grab a sound' LIVE on webcam! Here's the deal: $5 gets you two shots at trying to grab a rarity via remote control using your keyboard. There's anything from cheapos to $100 rarities in there (bet you any money the good one's are at the BOTTOM..) - Every friday ten lucky soulies get to 'GRAB A RARITY'. Can you imagine a FRANK BEVERLY or STEVE MANCHA dropping down that chute!...OH YES!! Looks like friday nights soul-do's are on the decline!
Alien Singers Uncovered..
Isaac's Shaft...
Girl singers The Ronettes have been discovered to be ALIENS! After 40 years their secret is finally OUT! It's now said that they're now on the da doo run run...
Even the best of them like the GOOD stuff!
Wonder if I'm on the tube?
Well Done...
"Wanna suck of my chocolate salty balls babe?"
Live At The Apollo
Never forget to praise your kids when they do well at school..
If there's any mixing to be done..I'm your man!
Charles II?
I wondered where it had all started..
Amazing photos have been just been discovered that Ray Charles was infact a siamese TWIN!
Tired Jack..
Top 5,000
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Love you more..
Love you both..
Love you..
It just gets better and better and better and better and...
Jack Lackersleep from Swindon has decided to guard his precious northern collection 24/7 after his wife promised to 'chuck them all out' after an argument! Honestly, the thing's some women put us guys through...
Get into gear With..
Gladys Op Problem!
That driving beat!
It's good to be back at the top again!
UK Busker Killed!
Monster Rat..
Soul diva Gladys Knight recently underwent surgery to correct a deformed HAND but unfortunately it did'nt turn out right (or should that be left?)
Delhi Belly..
Molly Miffstickle had just popped in her loo when she spotted a monster 16" long RAT had beat her to it! Molly and the kids are now so scared of 'GOING' that they've all got there own buckets under their beds! (well...I suppose even rats have to go sometime..)
John Passout from London was a regular BUSKER outside stores in the big city untill recently, after an elephant decided to DROP HIS LOAD on him. Apparantly John was happily singing away when Ivan the elephant let RIP!
I bet John DID Pass-out when this happened! (so much for his singing..)
A young Indian gent called smelly,
Went back to India and caught DELHI BELLY.
In less than an hour, his farts sprayed a shower,
So everyone stayed in and watched telly!
Carry On Rubbing!
Anyone seen my pet frog?
Remember that special 'record cleaning chest rub' technique from BETTY BOOB way back on page 4 of SYDWAR? ...well here's her little sister Iris ('I' for short) who's now taken over from Betty! She guarentees to get your grooves in SPARKLING shape with a quick rub up! (Always nice to see family traditions passed down eh!)
Broken 45...but lucky!
Get Your Tits Out For The Lads..
Toilet Blues...
The uk's fattest female soul dj Shirley Wate accidently sat on her favourite 45 yesterday but it DIDN'T break! She said: "It must have been the 15 kit kats in my back pocket that saved it"...
Feeling fed up?
Nothing better to do?
Want to make your point?
Then give the guys a treat and...hold a protest!
YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
Rather A Lot Of Vinyl..
Record Fetish?
Always save the crap till last...
New Wave Soulies..
Beverley Waretoputit from Queensland Australia has collected SO many records, she's simply RUN OUT of space for her precious collection! Here, we catch up with Bev just about to start the vacuuming!
Gordan Gumridge from Barnsley could'nt get his stereo fixed so he's found a new use for his vinyl....'laying it on the girlfriend'! He gets her to lie down then he balances all his LP's on her (well..there's worse thing's in life I suppose...sounds fun!) Guess it gives 'getting laid' a whole new meaning!
Even More RecordsThan Above!
Kid's Just Wanna Have Fun..
Guess the NEW GENERATION of soulies have changed a little over the years!
Jap LP..
Perhaps record collectors Arthur and Joe Footwinkle has the answer to Beverley's (above) problem? Being in a similar situation to Bev's, they decided to stick their vinyl up on the wall...(saves wallpapering I suppose!)
Seem's everyone wants these little mini players! Looks as though BIG is out...and SMALL is in! (THAT make's a change eh girls!)
Gale Force from Philadelphia sent this fascinating photo in to ROUND BLACK RECORDS of her grandma playing HER sounds back in the 50's! SOUNDS good grandma!
Oldest Soul Collector Alive Is Still Collecting!
Here's The Answer Folks!
Soulie Chuck Chizell from San Francisco ALSO ran out of room for his records...so here we catch up with Chuck building himself some new RECORD RACKS on the side of his house! (Tune back in 6 months to see how far he's progressed..)
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The oldest soul collector in the UK George 'the ferrett' Custard (aged 82) was snapped yesterday checking out the sounds! ...and just goes to prove...you're never to old for NORTHERN SOUL! (bet he's got a Dean Courtney you old BAS....!!)
Start Your Day...With A Record!
Vinyl Scrubber..
Poor Roger...
Watch out BETTY & IRIS BOOB, here comes the VINYL SCRUBBER! You can't beat having a little scrubber around the place...
A school for soulies...now that WOULD be something!
Poor old Roger Dumplings's mum has banished him to the celler, because she don't like his NORTHERN SOUL music (some people just have no taste do they!) - Afraid Roger's mum get's the 'RASPBERRY OF THE WEEK AWARD' this week for being so inconsiderate..
Like a Round Black Record sir?
Why don't someone invent Northern Soul music?
On Yer Bike!
Vinyl ill Health..
HEY! Who turned the lights out? These record THINGIES made great skimmers!
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Record Find?
Skip again and I'll bash the shit out of you!
Washing, cooking and ironing...what's that?
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My new text...
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You just NEVER know what your gonna find in the high street do ya?
Reach Out And Touch..
I like Curtis Mayfield..
I like David Blane!
I like Marvin Gaye..
My new text...
Oh well...suppose he'll have to get his own tea again..
Forgetful Mechanic...
Northern Soul reaches the parts that OTHER music CAN'T!
'SOUL' Music?
My dad tells me dirty stories!
My dad has 500 records!
My dad has 200 records!
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Had to call a mechanic out to the car the other day and it was a FEMALE!
I mean I'm not sexist by ANY means, but she couldn't do the job because she'd forgotten her damn GLOVES!
I ask you!
