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Get out the laughing gas it's time for the madness to begin again with more silly and soulful pics.
Start Your Day...
SOULED ON JESUS
With a good SNIFF!!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
The No.1 Gay Record
Read all about it..
Bet he's got some monster sounds?
Apparantly...
Dunno why?.. but my next door neighbour makes reading a newspaper SO much more interesting!
Believe It Or Not?
Dee Jaying is so easy...a monkey could do it!
It's Said That...
Apparantly BREAKING WIND on your vinyl is the BEST proven way to get those dusty grooves clean!
Holding your 45s up to SUN will tell you if they're originals or pressings, unless your in HOT climates...then they warp!
Hit Or A Miss?
STANDING IN..
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
Welcome to ACETATE ALLEY in London, simply take £5.00 and your 45 along and watch a copy being cut! No more need for bootlegs (Ha! that's a laugh ain't it)
the shadows of love
The wife tried to tempt me into the bedroom the other day with a new record , but she knows better! God why am I so WEAK!
HOW ABOUT..
YIPPEE!
Ha! Ha!
Some cassette earings!
I've got a black one and mine's got a hole in it..
..and you thought that mom's just stay at home all day doing nothing!
MISTER DISC (or SOUNDBURGER)
THERE'S NO SHAME...
Must admit that all you Japanese collectors love your northern soul.
NEW SWEETS
VERY HANDY..
..IN POWER CUTS!
With loads of different flavours and makes you wanna suck on em' all day long!
WHEN YOU DECIDE TO CONVERT TO NORTHERN SOUL!
NEW INSTR' CD OUT!
MALE SMOKERS..
..BE WARNED!
Come on MOVE you cow, let's jive to some of that Northern Soul shit!
Now come on son, you know he goes to an allnighter that night!
Hi Dad..
Mom..why don't Dad visit me on Saturday's?
Some thing's are better left unsaid..
A charity boxing match is to be held in India with their hottest new stars, Elvis Patel and Punchum Hard, both fighters have each agreed to bathe 14 times BEFORE the match...as they both want a good clean fight..
You NEVER grow tired of the good stuff!
SOUL IN THE FAMILY
India's top soul collectors Annowacan Singh and his dad Bettacan pray thanks EVERY DAY to their soul pole for each one of their 45s they've collected over the years, unfortunately their 'crops' have suffered as they have over 5,000 records and each day it takes them 6 hours praying! The power of Northern eh!
That's the last time I play ping-pong with you again!
MY..What a BIG one! You'll never get all that in?
THE HUNT IS ON!
IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT..
NATIVE COLONY DISCOVERED!
..JUST ASK YOUR LIBRARIAN!
The elusive Weertheeyek-Karwi tribe have been discovered in South Africa by a jungle tracker, these natives unfortunately only grow to 4 feet tall and have to stand on each others shoulders in the 7 foot high African grasses to see which direction they are heading in and apparantly so-called because the native on top is forever getting lost shouting: Wee-thee-yek-ar-wi (Where-the-heck-are-we?)
Daaad! How do you get chocolate off records?
..ME TOO!
DIONNE BLOWS LEG OFF!
SOME ANIMALS PLEASE?
Michael Jackson is browsing round a farm looking for some new animals for his Neverland farm when the farmer comes up to him and asks him if there's any animals he can sell him, Michael says: "Yes please, what have you got?" "well I've got Pigs, Kids and Cows" says the farmer, "I'll take the Pigs and Cows" says Michael, "because I've had plenty of kids already"..
Dionne Warwick was performing at one of her concerts recently when one of her leg's just 'EXPLODED', splattering the first two rows of her fans with blood and bone fragments! A paramedic passing by said to her: 'excuse me Dionne would you like a hand?' to which she replied: 'no thanks, but a leg would be nice..
