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Judging by the ammount of hits on "Start your day...with a record (1)" you all seem to enjoy having a laugh at the animations/captions and silly pics I've found on the web etc.. so without delay...a new silly page is here!
560 hits
Don't forget to check out Rob's 'Round Black Records' site everyone...
"New breed kinda woman"
"Not too old to cry"
Just watch this folks...kinky or what!
"Mr.Creator"
"The Joker"
"She's fire"
"Soulful Jerk"
It's amazing the depths people will go to get their old records back!
"Please keep away from me"
Just in case you get hungry...
"Two loves have I"
"Groovin'at the go-go"
"I've got my eyes on you"
"Your Song"
"Can't lose my head"
"You didn't say a word"
You sell me Frank Wilson NOW!
'The power of NORTHERN SOUL commands you'
'Your not having my Jackie Wilson demo Merrin and that's final! So GO or I'll have a turn!
in Gods name GIVE him the demo!
"Something fishy going on"
"Down and out"
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"Seven days too long"
"Under lock and key"
"I've got something good"
"Under my thumb"
"Bettin' on love"
"Take away the pain stain"
"I love moosic"
"I'm so confused"
"Hotline"
"You been leading me on"
"Cool Off"
"The Onion Song"
"Rules"
"Give me just a little more time"
"Somebody Somewhere (needs you)"
What ever you do...don't return a record!
"You been gone too long"
"Changing by the minute"
"All the heaven a man really needs"
Give me your Eddie Parker kid or I'll chuck you in the damn river..
"Lend a hand"
PHEW! What a stink!
NEXT Record Collection PLEASE!
"Angel Baby"
"Armed and extremely dangerous"
"Hearts are trump"
"One picture's worth a thousand words"
I ain't touching that player man till you get that spider!
ok..ok..who's moved the damn mike again?
neither am I
hee..hee!
"Don't pity me"
ok, I've fed you...now BEAT IT!
Gargling's good fun you know!
Look..there's my mom..HI MOM!
Anyone seen my arm?
hey brother,did you know my papa?
Sure..he was rollin' stones the last time I saw him!
Who'd like to buy my Al Williams on La Beat?
Just goes to prove don't it that his..."Papa was a rollin' stone"
I guess this is our biggest record yet!
I'll sing it now..and I'll say it loud..I've just farted..and I'm damn proud!
Who knows Lonely Lover?
Hello..Soul Bowl? Can I reserve a record please?
"I'll be around"
"Like Adam And Eve"
"I got to find me someBODY"
"Third finger left hand"
"I'm not built that way"
My new text...
"Nothing worse than being alone"
"Mr.Misery"
"Dynamite exploded"
PHEW!! I knew I should'nt have had that takeaway before the concert!
You go.. twang..twang..then twang again..
Anyone seen my broom? I need to dust around here...
oh ok..
I've told you it's NORMAN not LEE BATES!
Why don't you write Lee?
"Wake up and be some body"
"The way you been acting lately"
"Standing on guard"
"The Internet Soul Vole"
"Rescue me"
Now THAT'S a record store!
Here's how he works:
1. Remove computer screen.
2. Compress & insert your SOUL VOLE into a spare USB cable.
3. Insert YOUR head into computer.
4. Set his timer and watch your SOUL VOLE hard at work sneaking down the cables searching for Northern Soul.
5. See him sniff out new Soul 45s from other ebay sellers before they're even listed.
6. After 5 mins he'll return with tons of info on rare 45s logged in his tiny diary.
"REACH YOUR GOAL....WITH THE INTERNET MOLE"
BUY ONE NOW! HE'S RARING TO GO!!
"The Soulful Granny Sitter"
Feelling a bit low?
Can't decide which Northern Soul 45 to play?
Having trouble sleeping because of a forthcoming ebay bid?
Then send for 'Soulful Granny'- She'll stay with you till your on the mend...she'll help file all your 45s with you...she'll dance to all your sounds with you...she'll even sing you her famous lullaby version of The Drifter! She maybe nearly 90 but of course...GRANNY KNOWS BEST! When you need a friend...turn to 'Soulful Granny' Don't delay, phone her today.
